“This is for Princess Donut!”

— David Madrid (Bernie teabagging and fire-blasting the fallen goblin leader)

“What the hell do you have under that skirt?! Nine damage free strike?!”

— David Madrid (Reacting in shock to Pandora's Swashbuckler axe damage)

“Nice try, asshole!”

— Dave Bean (Director) (Recalling the goblin scout's final arrogant words)

“Money, chalice, and also a distant third: save humans.”

— David Madrid (Officially codifying the party's three mercenary priorities)

“Hold on a second. Holy fuck.”

— Dave Britton / Punch MacGroin (Punch speaking his first words in two days before charging the brazier)

“So as I concoct my big fire engulfation, you are making it bigger with your words.”

— David Madrid (Explaining the mechanics of the Bard/Elementalist combo)

🎭 A-Flat Minor Harmonization

Pandora harmonizing Bernie's fire spells into blazing blue/white heat.

🎭 Arkham Military Academy

Bernie's dubious pyromancy alma mater for 'psychos and arsonists'.

🎭 Dwarven Licking

Whenever Punch recovers stamina or tends to wounds, table lore asserts dwarves heal through primal self-licking.

🎭 The Willem Dafoe Platoon Pose

Punch MacGroin standing on one knee at -6 stamina, stubbornly taking arrows to the gut while still throwing punches.